Monday, 23 May 2011
We interrupt this Broadcast
Whilst Games Workshop continue their efforts to stir up former colonies (no offence guys) and the rest of the world in general, like some modern day East India Company; I have commandeered the Emergency Broadcast System to bring you important breaking news!
Yes it's true loyal followers (hi Mum) my Oppo's had a whip-round totaling six pence, a Somaliland Shilling, some assorted buttons and a piece of lint. The resulting funds were then used by the boffins at PSDB to re-assemble me out of the spare body parts of failed Probies!
Sadly they wouldn't entertain my request to have a Go-Go-Gadget painting arm, with an assortment of brushes, knives and sculpting tools fitted; but I am now fully operational and hopefully normal service can be resumed.
Thanks all for sticking with me...err...Hello?